They're all puns, playing on words. some you gotta understand the double meaning to appreciate the briliance of it. like this first one:
i was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. then it hit me.
:)
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
hahah ok i think i shall save the rest for next time. i can't take the lame-ness already.
and to end off, some random cam whore pics with bestie


my injured knee

bestie has small feet
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ok the rest all just camwhoring.





bye!